Can I Get Pregnant From My Dog?
|Every so often a question comes across my desk and I can’t help shaking my head. I am not a judgmental person – at least I try not to be – but boy, sometimes it’s hard. Today is one of those days. I’m not sure why someone would need to know the answer to this one but that’s really none of my business I suppose. I’m just the answers girl, even if I’m not completely sure I get (or want to get) why the question is even being posed. Let’s dive in, shall we?
Can I Get Pregnant From My Dog?
There are a lot of people out there asking this question and I’m going to just go ahead and assume that is because they’re curious and not because they’re concerned there may be some sort of hybrid bun in their oven. Let me put this one to rest very quickly though because it’s actually pretty simple. No. No, you cannot get pregnant from your dog.
To a lot of people, the idea of getting pregnant with a dog is confusing and disturbing for many, many reasons but let’s say you’re not one of those people and you really think you may be pregnant. Let’s even go as far as to say you’ve taken a pregnancy test and it’s come back positive. It’s time to look at other potential fathers because even if you’ve been getting it on with Rover regularly, there has to be some other explanation for the baby in your belly because Rover does not have the right seed to grow a life inside you.
The reason you are unable to get pregnant with your dog is very complicated and scientific which therefore means the finer points are entirely lost on me. Basically though, members of different species are not able to procreate. It just goes against the rules of nature. A human female is only able to get pregnant using sperm from a human male. A canine female is only able to get pregnant using sperm from a canine male. Following this same line of thought, a human male is also not able to get a dog pregnant, despite what Family Guy would have you believe.
Can My Cat Get Pregnant From My Dog?
This one I can understand a bit better. We had a dog once upon a time that enjoyed trying to, shall we say, impregnate, our cat. It was all for naught though as a canine cannot get a feline pregnant. A feline cannot get a canine pregnant and nothing other than a human being can get a human being pregnant. It’s really only logical when you think about it. When a life is created, that life is basically one set of DNA combining with another set of DNA. Feline DNA is only compatible with feline DNA. Canine DNA is only compatible with canine DNA. Just imagine if this wasn’t true. The world would be overrun with all sorts of freaky creatures. Speaking of freaky creatures …
What About Hybrid Animals?
There are lots of hybrid animals out there and no, I’m not talking about Klaus or his army of hybrids on The Vampire Diaries although I have to admit, that’s something I would definitely sign on for – if only to be bitten by Joseph Morgan. I’m referring of course to actual hybrid creatures that have resulted from a little interspecies hanky panky. Some of the most common hybrids include:
- The Cama (a camel bred with a llama)
- The Coywolf (a coyote bred with a wolf)
- The Grolar Bear (a grizzly bear bred with a polar bear)
- The Hinny (a male horse bred with a female donkey)
- The Liger (a male lion bred with a female tiger)
- The Mule (a male donkey bred with a female horse)
- The Savannah Cat (a common domestic cat bred with a wild African Serval)
- The Tiglon (a male tiger bred with a female lion)
- The Wholphin (a killer whale bred with a dolphin)
- The Yakow (a yak bred with a domestic cow)
- The Zonkey (a zebra bred with a donkey)
- The Zony (a zebra bred with a pony)
- The Zorse (a zebra bred with a horse)
What is the big difference between you and your dog and any of the above unconventional couplings? That one’s easy too. They’re all members of the same species group unlike you and your four legged friends. In other words, even though the zebra and the horse are playing for different teams, they’re at least playing at the same field. You and Fido? Completely different stadiums entirely – different leagues too. It you’re trying to conceive, you might be better off hitting up a sperm bank.
Is Sex with Dogs Dangerous?
In some ways – and this is not me saying I agree with this particular practice – sex with your dog is safer than sex with a person or at least sex with a stranger. You can’t get pregnant, as we’ve discussed but you also aren’t going to be able to contract many of the common sexually transmitted diseases you might get if you had sex with a stranger. When it comes to one night stands or sex outside committed relationships (or even within committed relationships depending on the parties involved), there is really no such thing as completely safe sex and many common STDs can be contracted even with the use of protection and, of course, pregnancy is always a concern as well for fertile women. With that said, there are scores of bacterial infections you should be concerned about. As long as your dog is clean though and as long as you clean up after the fact, it is safe. Not that I’m saying I would recommend dog loving over a committed, monogamous relationship with a human being but as far as health as concerned, you should be okay.
It Sex with Dogs Immoral?
This is where it becomes hard for me to avoid sounding judgmental. While there are a lot of people out there who would say no, I’m not sure I’m one of those people. There’s the issue of consent. Is a dog really able to consent to what’s going on? I’m going to have to say no on that one although I guess that’s not really my call to make. If you’re in a relationship with someone and are having sex with your dog because you don’t feel you’re sexually fulfilled in your relationship then, like it or not, you are cheating. Talk to your partner about your needs. Try different things with your partner. Buy a sex toy. There are other solutions.
Beyond the moral implications, there are legalities involved. Bestiality is a crime. There are a lot of laws on the books I don’t necessarily agree with. I think people should be legally entitled to grow and smoke pot if they want to. I think people should be able to stroll to the corner store and buy a pack of spliffs should they feel so inclined. I also believe a person should be able to take those spliffs to a brothel and spend time with a prostitute if they’re in to that sort of thing. The laws about having sex with animals though – they make sense to me. I am a strong supporter of animal rights and I’m just not sure legalizing dog sex falls in line with my beliefs on the subject.
In the end, what you do with your dog in the privacy of your own home is your business as long as you’re not hurting your dog. A dog is a living creature and that entitles it to certain rights. If it seems willing to have sex with you and that’s how you want to get the job done, who am I to tell you not to? I hope this has been enlightening.
this is was very funny to read and answered some questions about the cat and dog very hilarious to read!!
I don’t have dog but when I was 19year-old my relative female dog came to my house trying to have sex with me but I could not. If it is by now, I would have give that dog the folk of her life.
i looked for the answer to this question because some guy was caught raping a dog and i wanted to know if he could have got her pregnant
when i watched videos dog sex with women that looks very interesting. mean the big dog have big cock. how you feel the sex to the different the man ? you enjoying more than man sex that could be the next sex man or dog ?
yall damn stupid
no your just not open minded enough to understand a persons debate with logic vs morality i agree the practice is wrong but this is logic this entire process of elimination was not biased it stayed insightful at the same time a nice evaluation in a multi conceptual as well as psychological well being it maintained a level headed & layered understanding and as discerning as it was concerning a nice explanation rather than damnation type answer well put into a nice thought out process of illustration and elimination
how about this if i told you i hate you would you be able to listen to my ideals and opinions or would you say screw your logic and go against the flow so to speak
its a nice calm way to organize a way of communication with out the psycho analysis that degrades and brings people to *gasp* dislike people to the point of no return
The reason Rome fell logic was already gone
you set a nice burning example by creating such hate
logic and morality should be on same path if not we just deluted.
Stupid.
Only White People do nasty ass shit like this. They are disgusting animals “monkeys” to be exact. The women are sluts and the biggest whores on planet earth, and the men are just plain ole digusting animals as well. White people will screw any and everything. Point blank period…. They are the dumbest
Yo that’s racist. I’m pretty sure black people are the same.
So, you are obviously black. Here is a good example for you to think about… Dog sperm cannot break through the membrane of a human, female egg. However, primate (monkeys, chimps, apes) sperm CAN break through the membrane of the human, female egg.
Now, which race actually resembles monkeys, chimps, and apes? I will give you one hint – it isn’t us whites.
If you go to the CDC website, you will find that not only do black men have the highest percentage of being infected with genital herpes, but 47% of black women also have genital herpes. That is a scientific statistic. Look it up.
Who are the biggest whores on the planet now?
Sorry, but “Caucasians” tend to engage in immoral behaviors more so than any other group, including acts of beastality. And besides, only you and your kind would even bother doing the research. You lose.
After reading this posting I think the question should have been, “Can dog sperm fertilize a human egg?”
The answer is yes it can, but, because the Chromosone levels between humans and dogs is different, the fertilized egg will not survive and will be jettisoned just like a really heavy period, I have read somewhere that the longest that such an occurance has taken place is 13 days, but this could just be online rubbish not backed up by scientific fact.
The moral question is something society has made it hard to answer, the reason for this is religion, that thing MAN CREATED when he had no answers to natural things.
i like to see animal and human sex more than human and human sex when i was children in the village we were living someone who was keeping animals like horse donkey and cows make theme sex and we (boys and children watching theme so i like to see animal and human sex too much if you have any good video of animal sex please send it for me. thank’s a lot.
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Was this good doctor a dog?
(sorry, couldn’t help it)
Wait wait wait, hold on. Did the doctor bang you?!? Did you cheat on your husband with some random doctor claiming he can knock up some ho’s?? Man, that’s just straight fucked.
Maybe he should have cast a spell on you to make you spell correctly.
I really enjoyed reading your article and it kept me wanting to read despite the gross topic I only googled this topic because some asshole posted a video of a girl screwing a dog lol
OK if someone posted a video of a chick fucking a dog why the fuck would you watch it ate you that fucking sick and twisted
The dog that lives at my house is a violent, sneaky, killer thugbastard, so I ask uncle Google if an animal can be evil. Instead after typing “can an ani…” It autocompletes “can an animal get a human pregnant?”. So it seems this is the most asked question on Google too, on earth, about animals. And I ended here. I too am more than a bit disturbed by this revelation.
And they said animal husbandry was a dying art.
Thanks for logically and tastefully answering a question that I had never thought of, but clearly many have.
Are we in the last days of Rome?
Women ask this question more than men ever will, they ask it because they have some time seen a dogs massive cock knott a tight pussy, hearing the woman in total extacy as it pumps lots of cum up her arse or pussy or in her mouth, and they WANT TO HAVE A GO, enjoy ladies, wish my cock had a fucking huge knott like a dog, us humans got a shit deal in the cock section, even the monster cocks, they b just another torpedo shaped dildo init.
i like big dog dick in my pussy
Wow ammazing i have never been thougt about dog sex with human and defferent species. Anyhow it was a good knowledg thanx .
I wanted to know because I had sex with my dog and I’m pregnant and I love him we have sex all the time we have 15 puppy humans like ware wolfs
Don’t you think if they can there would be so many hybrid human animals running around
You talk about consent; that a dog doesn’t understand what is going on. You talked about in the past your dog trying to have sex with your cat. The dog obviously doesn’t care what it is humping. If a dog can get its penis into something, it will knot and ejaculate. So, if it is a cat, a pillow, a stuffed animal, or a human, I don’t think that the dog is being abused in this situation.
Now, if a man wants to try and have sex with a dog, ie. the man penetrating the dog, that is wrong. This is something that the dog/horse/sheep/etc… does not want.
And how about collecting dog sperm for breeding? There are 2 ways to do this. 1 – a fake dog is set up and the male dog ejaculates into a receptacle. Do you think that the dog consented to having sex with a fake dog? 2 – The dog is manually stimulated by a human using their hand to collect the sperm. Where does this fall under your consent argument? If a dog is being masturbated by a human to collect sperm, then that is OK. If a dog is being masturbated by a human for any other reason, it is wrong? To the dog, these are both the same. It is the same thing with sex. To the dog, whatever it humps, if it can get it’s penis into any opening, it knots and ejaculates, whether it is another dog, a fake dog, a knot-hole, or a woman’s vagina. Again, to the dog, it is the same thing.